Friday, January 1, 2010

Presidentiable Paputoks

* Content picked up from texter

Since 2010 is an election year, maybe it is only expected that some people greet the new year with politikal paputoks. From a text joker:

Question: Alam mo ba yong paputok na HELLO NOYNOY? Pagkalaki laki pero pag nasindihan, supot.

E yong paputok na IKAW BA YAN GIBO? Kahit gaano ang plugging, wala pa ring bumibili.

Other firecrackers: BABALIK SI ERAP (old stock from 1998)

SHOW ME D' MANNY (buy 2 take 1 and if you light it, Alan Peter Cayetano explodes)

JJJAMBY (repackaged Crying Cow)


FLASH GORDON (paputok na walang pumapansin)

JC DE LOSES REYES (sparklers for losers)

EDDIE V (new name for watusi)

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